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Player Profile

Close your eyes. You’re reading, but close them anyway. Picture a man with the strength of Superman, the fight of Wolverine, the intelligence of Tony Stark, and combine that with a man who can smack the ball like Babe Ruth, throw the ball like Nolan Ryan, and charm the ladies like Torii Hunter. You get a man who throws one of the most unhittable pitches in the HRL; you get a man who hits wiffleballs so far they get mistaken for falling stars; you get a man who holds the Reds franchise record for homeruns in a season; you get a man who has already been elected to four All Star games; you get a man who any team would die, literally die, to have; you get: NIGHTMARE. If this guy wasn’t so good at launching massive clutch bombs (ask Beardface about Game 2 of the 2015 World Series), and if he played on any other team, he’d have likely pitched in as many All Star Games as he’s hit in already.


A lawyer by trade, Wole lives in Woodbury with his wife, Jamie and their two year old son, Ade. He has also never been seen in the same place at the same time as Drax the Destroyer.

Honors & Awards

All-Star (Hitting): 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015


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