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Player Profile

Original member of the "World Famous" HRL Blue Jays, Eddie Bauer has managed to underachieve in practically all aspects of game play, focusing his energy on ass-hattery and tomfoolery. Career highlights include being voted 2009 Rookie of the Year runner-up, HRL Fun Star every year since 2009, ousting the Phillies from Wifflepalooza in 2011 by making the “Catch Heard Round the Rink”, and hitting a walk-off, 2-run shot in game two of the 2014 Reds/Blue Jays playoff series. The home run helped earn Tugboat a win in the final pitching start of his storied HRL career.

On June 5th, 2010, Eddie Bauer and Vlade were featured on Fox 9 Sports Prime Time to talk HRL Wiffleball and raise awareness for Wifflin’ for Wishes. The duo is also responsible for the wildly popular “BJs in the Office” message board thread, HRL Podcast, and the now defunct Clips of the Week. Fans got a peak at Eddie Bauer’s sexy side after he was featured on the cover of the 2011 HRL Twin Cities DVD, alongside fellow Fun Star K-Mart, wearing a revealing toga. The DVD went on to shatter sales records of wiffleball related films in the Hopkins and Eagan markets.


Eddie Bauer recently coerced a young woman by the name of Samantha to take his hand in marriage. Together they reside in Savage, MN without children, pets, plants, or anything else requiring water and sunlight. 

Honors & Awards

Fun Star: 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014
All Star Fielder (by extreme process of elimination): 2011
Rookie of the Year (Runner up): 2009
2011 - 2015 HRL Extreme Team: Plunger Division