I watched The Insider last night. Michael Mann. 1999. Phenomenal movie. Al Pacino might just be the best actor of all time. Pacino’s performance has inspired me to make some inside predictions of our market. Disclaimer: The words written here a

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Tracked team information and signing to date for the 2025-2026 season. Aces:The Aces willreturn to Hopkins in 2026. The Aces have signed Caleb Jonkman as a part-time player. Americans: Americans willreturn to Eagan in 2026. Athletics: The Athletics w

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Here is what Wifflepalooza would look like if no more games were played. Will be updated after tonight games are completed. Below are all the current potential tie-breakers and how they would shake out based on the tie-breaker criteria. The Hops hold

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So, a couple weeks ago I mentioned an article about the HRL teams as rappers. Probably my best article-related idea in years… Then Epstein stole a week and then I let Franklin take over a week. Handing over the reigns of the rankings? Probably

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I present to you--unedited--this week's power rankings, from our dear "friend," Sweet Feet Franklin. They are... long, but read and enjoyed every word... and not just because it gave me another week off of writing these myself... Sweet

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Now you have 2 weeks to prepare for your next edition so they better be really good. We’re gonna start at #1 and work down. The way it should be! I'm the captain now! Biscuits - Nightmare, stop trying to humble and rank the Biscuits lower t

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(aka the “How About This Weather” Edition) So, my original plan was to compare all the teams to weather events. You know, cause of all this weather we’re having. Luckily (for you), I VERY quickly realized what a gawd awful idea that

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(aka the “I Don’t Even Know What Week We’re in, So Don’t Get Your Hopes Up Edition”) I think my brain is still being rain delayed. Coming up with these was hard. I apologize in advance. But remember, you get what you pai

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(aka the “I Haven’t Written One of These in 8 Months, So Don’t Get Your Hopes Up Edition”) It’s here, the most wonderful day of the year! Try and change my mind. (Like the meme…) You’re going to say, “

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Here is a picture of the entire 2025 season schedule! H/T to Web Gem. Note that this is only for reference, as it is the original/planned schedule and will definitely change throughout the season. Always check the Schedule pages on the site for the l

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Year 22 is upon us! Free Agents can start declaring on November 1st! Starting on December 1st, teams, current players, and potential new teams and players can make their moves in our Free Agency Period. Announcements can be made by teams or by indivi

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So this is strictly looking at the numbers I could grab. I have the years 2015-2024 and 2009 (the first year it was brought into existence). Unfortunately, I do not have the years 2010-2014. If anyone can help fill in the gaps to help out the history

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The official bracket for Saturday event is posted below. For those wondering about how any ties were determined, here is the suymmary of those tie-breakers: Mets over Americans because ofHead to Head Cyclones over Braves and Hops because they all had

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No, I'm not talking about Epstein and the boys, I'm referring to the vibes surrounding our wonderful wiffle ball league. Are they off? This is a difficult question for me to answer this year. After spending more than half a decade on the Bear

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With 1 week of the regular season left, 4 of the 6 automatic playoff spots have been secured. It comes down to the Space Cowboys and Yankees are vying for the final spot in Eagan, and the Rumble Ponies and Chihuahuas in Hopkins. None of the final see

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Long story short, I was texting withHall of Famer, Box last night (humble brag) and he had theidea to base the rankings on his favorite thing: the Olympics. Yeah, it’s weird, but I love the dude, so here we go. Time for jokes… 24. BEARS

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This idea came from Keeks (several weeks ago). It took me some time to get around to it because I’m lazy and had better things to do. I’m hungry, it’s almost lunch time and… well, a longwinded introduction isn’t going t

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